February 2012
119 posts
CRAP lol. I accidentally reblogged something on...
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One of the comments on my Lion King/Pekin post:...
Regina: I saw pictures. I had them buried, of course-
Kathryn: Show me.
Regina: Hm?
Kathryn: The pictures. Show me.
Regina: But they're buried-
Kathryn: Show me the goddamn pictures.
Regina: Oh, look, I found them!
Regina: Right here under two pieces of paper and inside an envelope
Regina: Right on my desk
Regina: In very plain sight
Regina: Silly me.
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OMG tumblr I love you. 35 notes in one day? Stop,...
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU GUYS!
glitteringworlds:
lizzledpink:
glitteringworlds:
lizzledpink:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have a soul
and can’t have sex with you :c
I’m bloody awesome
The Slayer is hot
While you were out brooding
We had sex a lot
You’re both very sweet
that’s no lie, no charade
but stop fighting now
or you both won’t get laid!
Vampyrs are deadly
And vicious it’s true
But...
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Olivia: Are you gonna invite me in?
Henry: Do I need to? Are you a vampire?
Me: Hehehehehehhhh, I blame SMG.
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Just got done translating Calvin & Hobbes into...
cinemastatic:
“If you don’t know who Paul McCartney is then you shouldn’t be listening to music.”
-My Dad
"Who Is Paul McCartney" is trending on Twitter...
dittany:
Productiveness. I has it.
Well, kind of. I have about a page and a half done, which is more than before. Now I’m gonna rescan my homework for class.
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When I meant I love Tokio Hotel, I meant forever,...